Midwester Governor says he changes his name on Lake Michigan in the announcement that mocks President Trump
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Midwester Governor says he changes his name on Lake Michigan in the announcement that mocks President Trump

As if Chicago Bears Stjal Ben Johnson from Detroit Lions were not enough, says Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker that he will change his name on Lake Michigan after his state. In a video released on Friday, Pritzker made the “announcement” in a shit that clearly mocked President Donald Trump.

“The world’s finest geographers, experts studying the earth’s natural environment have completed a decades long advice and established that a large lake deserves to be named after a large state,” Pritzker said. “So today I issue a proclamation that explains that Lake Michigan here is called Lake Michigan is known as Lake Illinois.”

Pritzker continued to say that he has forwarded the proclamation to Google so that “the world’s maps reflect this significant change.” Pritzker continued to make fun of Trump by saying that just like the United States is considering buying Greenland to “protect his home country,” Illinois Green Bay, WISC. To protect from all enemies, foreign and domestic.

Pritzker finished his shit by saying that it will be an important announcement next week regarding the Mississippi River.

The hollow press conference is clearly a shot at Trump that has announced actual plans to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico, to America’s Golf. As of Saturday morning, Google Maps still shows the water body as the Gulf of Mexico, but the company has said it will update the map when it has officially changed in the American geographical name system.

Michigan Gov. The Gretchen Whitmer has not yet responded to Pritzker’s claim that Lake Michigan should be named after “a large state.”